Paris Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog
Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!
A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris€
Hollywood Hills home. The poster prominently features Lindsay€™s police
mugshot and reads:
€œLOST DOG €” HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier
My
dog was last seen on the morning 24.7.07 chasing cars in Santa Monica.
She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags,
2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a
little white bag we call her €œdoggy bag€ and her favorite black ankle
bracelet. Please come home!
MISSING
If you have any information, please call: (310)555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.€
credit: fanlohan.com