Paris Hilton: News Headlines

Posted on 06 Aug 2007 by Paris

Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton had a foursome today. They all played tennis at Wimbledon as a fund raiser for the Ron Paul for President 2008 campaign.

Vickie Carr sang the National Anthem in a performance that rivaled Rosanne Barr's. Then Ms. Carr took her place beside Ron Paul in the match.

The match started out looking even at first, then Andy Roddick and Paris Hilton tried to keep Ron Paul from scoring. In spite of their efforts, Ron Paul's fans cheered so loud that it distracted Ms. Hilton and Ron Paul scored the first point.

Try as they might, Andy Roddick and Paris Hilton could not score on Ron Paul and Vickie Carr. Point after point was scored by Ron and Vickie. The match ended 40-love. Afterward, they had a REAL foursome.

"They don't call my campaign the Love Revolution for nothing," said Dr. Paul.

President Bush commented on the match, saying, "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country. It's good to see that one OB-GYN is practicing his love."

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Posted on 05 Aug 2007 by Paris

Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton is devastated after the sale of her lavish Hollywood mansion but says it was the only way she could regain her privacy.

The star now plans to purchase a more secluded spot where she can escape the intruding eyes of the press and paparazzi. She says: “I feel like a lot of people know where I live so it’s time to move. I’m really upset because I love my house so much. I put so much work into it. It’s totally me. But I’m looking for something else right now.”

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Posted on 03 Aug 2007 by Paris

Paris Hilton is glad that The Simple Life has been cancelled, according to Reality TV World.

“It’s been a great five years and we had so much fun,” Hilton told The Insider on Monday while attending the premiere of Rush Hour 3. “I’m happy to end it at that.”

Now, Paris can concentrate on her much-more-complicated real life! Wonder if she’ll be giving a party for on-again/off-again pal Nicole Richie’s release from jail!

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Posted on 02 Aug 2007 by Paris

Parlux will launch a new Paris Hilton fragrance in October 2007 in time for the holiday season. The new fragrance will be named Can Can Paris Hilton.

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Posted on 01 Aug 2007 by Paris

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton doesn't need to worry about family patriarch and precious grandad Barron Hilton cutting her out of his will.

A story published in the UK said the ex-con party princess was in jeopardy of losing her mega-inheritance because sullying the family reputation, saying that grandpa was cutting her out of the will. TMZ has confirmed that's baloney.

After the socialite was sprung from the klink, she spent a few days at grandpa Hilton's family compound in Beverly Hills. It's rumored that Paris stands to inherit somewhere in the neighborhood of $30 million.

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