Paris Hilton: News Headlines

Posted on 21 Jun 2007 by Paris

Paris Hilton’s neighbours are reportedly taking Paris’ prison break as an opportunity to lobby local officials to force Paris to move.

In a flyer circulated around the neighbourhood, those living near the heiress in the exclusive Hollywood Hills area have described the situation as “intolerable” and they have seen their “quality of life deteriorate”.

A spokesperson for Los Angeles City Councilman Jack Weiss told Us Weekly that they received “more than 50 formal complaints” over the last few weeks as Paris was reassigned to house arrest then sent back into jail: “They were about the helicopter noise and about the street being too narrow and crowded with people.”

“The neighbors all feel this has had nothing but a negative impact and they expect more of it when she is released.”

But it’s not just the noise: other neighbours have complained about Paris’ pet handling skills. Shelby Segall, who owns an adjoining property, told the New York Post: “[Paris] treats her animals horribly. They are always getting out and running around the neighborhood. She had a little orange kitty about a year ago that kept getting out and we kept telling her it was outside. She didn’t seem like she cared, and then one day the cat got run over in the middle of the street and died.”

“Not long after, little [Chihuahua] Tinkerbell came to my door and I left a note on her gate. Her assistant came over frantic and tried to offer me a $40 reward. I said, ‘Don’t insult me.’”

Another neighbour added: “I found two little Chihuahuas of hers running up and down the street with cars and people going up and down. I put them in my bathroom and called Paris. Her assistant answered and said, ‘You can’t drop them off! Miss Hilton isn’t home!’ She took three hours to come get them. Meanwhile she lives five houses away.”

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Posted on 21 Jun 2007 by Paris

Paris Hilton has been spending her days in a California jail catching up on her correspondence with fans, who are sharing their letters with media.

On his morning radio show, host Ryan Seacrest of KIIS-FM in Los Angeles read a letter Hilton sent to a fan who sent it to E! News, reported CBS News.

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Posted on 12 Jun 2007 by Paris

Cheeky video makers Sean Hayes and Alan Murray have been quick to cash in on Paris Hilton's prison problems by creating a new promo lampooning the socialite's legal woes. The duo has revamped Hilton's Stars Are Blind tune and have created a video to accompany the novelty song, Paris In Jail, with a Paris look-alike.

The video, which appears on Hayes and Murray's OMovies.com website, features scenes of the Hilton doppelganger bemoaning her fate while writhing around on a bed in a makeshift jail cell, wearing a skimpy orange bikini, and also hitching a ride on a police officer's back, while her ankles are shackled.

Meanwhile, the Hilton hoaxer sings, "They put me in the big house/Sounds like a movie pitch/Heiress goes up the river/Ends up as somebody's bitch/They can't do this to me, I'm rich/And now I am digging a ditch/My roommate's a woman named Mitch."

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Posted on 11 Jun 2007 by Paris

We have opened an official MySpace account located at http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonjustme

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Posted on 11 Jun 2007 by Paris

Paris Hilton is reportedly terrified of using the toilet in her jail cell because she fears it has been equipped with a toilet cam. According to her sister, Nicky, Paris does not want photographs or a video of her relieving herself to appear on the Internet.

“Paris is shy,” Nicky Hilton told reporters after leaving Los Angeles' Twin Towers Correctional Facility yesterday afternoon. “She was really bummed when that sex video (One Night in Paris) appeared on the Internet, and she doesn’t want to go through that embarrassment again.”

Ms. Hilton is so worried about being caught on the can that once again she is refusing to eat or to drink anything in jail.

“She’s gone without food before,” said Ms. Hilton’s ex-fiancee, Stavros Niarchos, who also visited her yesterday, “but she can't go long without peeing. She was crossing and uncrossing her legs a lot when we say her today. I thought she was masturbating at first, but then I realized she had to pee.”

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